Ok for those of us who had the fortune of growing up where not only did it snow, but you had at least one place where you could go with enough snow on the grass sans the angry old get-off-my-lawn asshole, to build a snowman... What are some of your snowman memories?

While you stew on wether or not you took full advantage of your not so timeless opportunity to play with snowmen, I will tell you a little about my snowman adventures.
Me and my friend skunky were best of friends growing up and hell I would say we still are. Now skunky lived on like 20 acres of land, on a massive hill. So to get a good snowman base, middle, or head going, all you needed to do was roll a decent sized snowball down the hill. Once at the bottom it would be massive, and you only really lost a small percentage of your good snow!

Well now you know how we made so many snowmen, But before I go into what sort of things we did with them, I'll tell you that we lived in the country and we were always messing with fire. Always. It was easy, lots of land, we were little punks with lighters lol. We drove four wheelers up to a gas-station and filled up a 5 gallon red gas can with gas. And what we did with it was anybodies guess. We took bottles from the side of the road and old t shirts and made Molotov cocktails.. all the time. We made huge fires, the list goes on.

So now that you know that, let me tell you about one of the most memorable snowmen we ever made. Imagine if you can an 8 foot tall snowman. Yea we did it ^^. Now imagine a mohawk spray-painted blue. Now imagine the snowman was built around a 4 foot tall pile of cinder blocks. Add one high speed bottle filled with petrol and a shirt dangling out of it which was on fire.. and you have an instant snowman murder...

Now imagine if you will a snowman built on the side of the road. I'll go ahead and say that getting all of the snowman balls back up the hill to the road wasn't easy, but with a 4 wheeler and a trash-can lid, you can do a lot of things lol. Now imagine a group of asshole teenagers clearly from a college fraternity, driving a preppy ass yellow jeep. Can you take a guess at what a jeep full college assholes would try to do once they see a snowman built on the side of the road, as if it was meant to be hit? Well they certainly wouldn't think It was built on the side of the road because thats where the fire hydrants are. No they would think, "Weee, a chance to ruin some child's christmas!" They hit that hydrant and it stopped their car... IT STOPPED THEIR CAR! Of course hiding behind some bushes where me and skunky, laughing our 13 year old asses off, saying shit like "direct hit!" But the true funny was yet to come. These douche bags sat there for like 3 minutes, then started backing up... as they backed up.. THERE BUMPER FELL OFF! And what did they do.. they just backed up and drove away! Leaving us with a shiny new bumper to set a blaze lmfao.

Oh yea and another one we built on the side of the road we didn't want people to hit.. we just happen to built it in skunky's uncle Steve's yard. Now steve drove a semi, so I don't really need to tell you what happened to our snowman, but I'm going to anyway because its hard to imagine the scene playing out without a little help.
Steve is heading home in his semi, nearing his yard. He sees us and pulls on his horn. And from that point is was all basically in slow motion. I can still remember it perfectly, even the sound the snowman made when it sploded.
So here it is in slow-mo:
-Steve comes racing down the street and sees us in the middle of his yard, so he doesn't see the snowman at the edge of the street.
-He gives 2 tugs on his horn.
-Meeeeeer Meeeeeeeer (that was the horn)
-Next thing we know, the softest explosion we have ever heard.
-PFFFWWWWHHHHHHHHHHOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHWFFF
-thats the sound the snowman made as it sploded lol...

Good times